Tuesday, September 2, 2008

shotgun

LRB: Guess what, Auntie Q?

(flash the ring)

Auntie Q: Ohh! Did you get married?

LRB: No... We're engaged!

AQ: Ohh! That's great! Are you pregnant?

LRB: Noooo!!!

AQ: ...Because if you are, that's okay too! It's completely acceptable! I won't judge you.

LRB: Umm. Thanks for understanding.. I think.

AQ: Do you want some braised pork? I just made it.

2 comments:

Rhondalei G. said...

AHAHA! That is really the first thought of most people these days. Sad!

Pazzokevin said...

Oh, Aunt Q. Sigh

I want some braised pork too.