LRB: Guess what, Auntie Q?
(flash the ring)
Auntie Q: Ohh! Did you get married?
LRB: No... We're engaged!
AQ: Ohh! That's great! Are you pregnant?
LRB: Noooo!!!
AQ: ...Because if you are, that's okay too! It's completely acceptable! I won't judge you.
LRB: Umm. Thanks for understanding.. I think.
AQ: Do you want some braised pork? I just made it.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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2 comments:
AHAHA! That is really the first thought of most people these days. Sad!
Oh, Aunt Q. Sigh
I want some braised pork too.
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